• In defense of ‘trash trees’

    Apparently, they do need defending. A couple of weeks ago, on the radio from Austin, a Texas tree specialist used that expression dismissively, as in cut ‘em down, get rid

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  • Aliens on a mission?

    It was one of the last nights of The Big Freeze, 16 January, 2018. Doing a new-normal walk-about to check for frozen pipes, WHAT WAS THAT? It couldn’t be! No

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  • A New York Kid’s Ethnic Christmas

    [This article first appeared in 2004 when my daughter and I had a website together. I hope that new desktodirt readers will enjoy it, and that long-time followers will appreciate

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  • Rabbit unmasked!

    FINALLY! An image of a rabbit in flight is captured. It’s very tough to get a decent one, even with a camera at the ready; you can’t predict when the

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  • George Washington, Henry Winkler and Me

    [A story from years ago that still has relevance today.] ***”I tell her ‘No,’ and add ‘men’s colognes and soaps are a real tough sell on me. They smell too

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Ernie walks me

It is five-thirty a.m. My four-legged alarm clock – Ernie – is bed side, parked in the darkness on the floor staring at me. When I try to ignore him – which is most mornings – he lets out a nearly imperceptible whimper. That’s audible number one. Trying to hide is a fool’s task but I attempt it anyway. Predictably

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Pinball Madness

Asheville, North Carolina. Imagine walking around a downtown corner bumping into a Pinball Museum! And it’s not your normal Touch-It-On-Pain-of-Death museum; here visitors are expressly invited to play its relics. [See image below.] My reason for becoming animated by Asheville was that in the 1970’s I had one of these, an old wooden 1940’s model. [The image above is just

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Driving Mr. Ernie

We finished our early morning walk uneventfully. Getting ready to return inside Ernie stopped, looked at me and sat down. That’s his way of talking. In this case I wasn’t sure what he wanted since we had just done our jaunt. My first reaction was to give him a second go, but he took a few steps and re-seated himself on

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Will Texas go celery?

What put me onto this quirky subject was a recent foggy morning walk with Ernie. We were out in the pastures and into my nostrils wafted a noticeable scent of celery. Celery? It has been growing in my raised test-bed since March, and doing very well. However, over twenty-five years have passed since I first started it from seed and

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Where’d it go, Ern?

Visiting College Station last week on business I took the opportunity to stop at a Petco. They have everything imaginable for dogs. Ernie is a connoisseur of a certain type of toy that I knew would be a good present. Shelf shopping up and down the aisles I found the small fuzzy ones that have an embedded small balloon-like device that squeaks when bitten

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My Bufo nebulifer are still here!

For two weeks I feared something untoward happened to these Gulf Coast Toads; most notably missing was one on my doorstep. As previously reported one or another has been there nocturnally since 2009. I surmised that a series of torrents blew or washed them away, despite my providing no-mow sanctuary. So seeing a littlest one there again tonight gives me

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Ernie’s morning adventure

Ernie bolts out of the Shack for his morning walk with the enthusiasm of American Pharaoh leaving the starting gate. I catch up with him as he leads the way with conviction down the well-worn path to pasture. Frequent stops are made so he can sniff out any rabbit that might be hiding in the high grass alongside the welded

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